i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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