Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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