When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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