Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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