If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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