You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Are we still banned from the library?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
