I just made out with a guy for $7.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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