I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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