just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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