Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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