If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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