You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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