Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
3pm strippers are depressing
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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