So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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