The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You're like the curious george of whores
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
