You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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