I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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