Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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