yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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