We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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