so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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