everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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