Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Randomize
