hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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