I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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