Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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