Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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