someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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