ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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