Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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