it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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