ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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