is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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