this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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