I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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