I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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