I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
