Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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