I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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