4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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