We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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