She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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