Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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