So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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