the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The beer is more important than you right now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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