But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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