Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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