i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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