Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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