OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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