Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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